Funny holiday jokes

What kind of bunny can't hop?

Answer: A chocolate one!

What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?

Answer: When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.

What’s purple, delicious, and fun to decorate for Easter?

Answer: A hard-boiled eggplant

Where did the hamburger go on New Year’s Eve?

Answer: To the meat ball!

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

Answer: From Eggplants

Why did the blueberry get so many Valentines?

Answer: Because it was really sweet.

Why did the Easter Bunny show up at the bar?

Answer: He heard it was Hoppy Hour!

Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?

Answer: To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!

Why did the man dress up as a thin pancake for Halloween?

Answer: To give people the crepes.

Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?

Answer: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?

Answer: Everyone was a goblin!