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What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?Answer: I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!
What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?Answer: We are too young, we can’t elope!
What did the Watermelon say to the Honey Dew when he asked her to run away and get married?Answer: I would love to, but sorry I cantaloupe.
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?Answer: I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?Answer: It wanted to become a watermelon.
Why do melons have weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
Why do watermelons have such fancy weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
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