Why is maple syrup always so sad?Answer: Because it's sappy.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?Answer: Gotta take the gouda with the bad.
Have you seen the new fishing website?Answer: No, it’s not online yet.
What do you call a wine hangover?Answer: The grape depression.
What do you call a discounted eggplant?Answer: A real baigan.