What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?Answer: Asparagus
Why was Ginger the only real Spice Girl?Answer: Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...
What does Batman put in his whiskey?Answer: Justice
When are blueberries bad for your health?Answer: When you’re the blueberry.
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!