Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wok.
Wok who?
Wok, don’t run.
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes...
Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
What are Siris favorite kind of chips?Answer: Computer chips!
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?Answer: She was trying to make apple juice.