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Funny asparagus jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny asparagus jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Asparagus. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about asparagus are clean and safe for everyone. Share these asparagus jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

What do you call a group of men dressed up as asparagus?
What do you call a left over vegetable?
What do you call a vegetable wheel you don't use?
What does a vegetarian use when he gets a flat tire?
What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus?
What kind of vegetable do you need for a flat tire?
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?
What water yields the most beautiful asparagus plants?
Whats the best kind of vegetable to have in your car if you get a flat tire?
What’s the difference between a bowling ball and asparagus?
Why do university administrators love asparagus?

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