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What do you call a group of men dressed up as asparagus?Answer: Asparaguys
What do you call a left over vegetable?Answer: A spare I guess. (asparagus)
What do you call a vegetable wheel you don't use?Answer: Asparagus
What does a vegetarian use when he gets a flat tire?Answer: Asparagus
What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus?Answer: Garden hose!
What kind of vegetable do you need for a flat tire?Answer: A-spare-agus!
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?Answer: As-purr-agus!
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?Answer: Asparagus
What water yields the most beautiful asparagus plants?Answer: Perspiration
Whats the best kind of vegetable to have in your car if you get a flat tire?Answer: Asparagus
What’s the difference between a bowling ball and asparagus?Answer: If you had to, you could eat a bowling ball.
Why do university administrators love asparagus?Answer: It’s all stem.
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