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Funny garlic jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny garlic jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes garlics. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about garlic are clean and safe for everyone. Share these garlic jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
How do you kill a gluten free Vampire?
How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition?
What did the garlic say to the vampire?
What do cloves use for money?
What do you call someone who has been raised by garlic?
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
Why was the used garlic naked?

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