Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny garlic jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes garlics. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about garlic are clean and safe for everyone. Share these garlic jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?Answer: His bark was worse than his bite.
Have you heard of the garlic diet?Answer: You don't lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?Answer: He ate garlic bread long before it was cool.
How do you kill a gluten free Vampire?Answer: Garlic bread
How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition?Answer: I don't know, it was countless...
What did the garlic say to the vampire?Answer: Wanna pizza of me? You coward!
What do cloves use for money?Answer: Garlic "bread"
What do you call someone who has been raised by garlic?Answer: Garlic bred
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?Answer: Gaelic breath!
What does garlic do when it gets hot?Answer: It takes its cloves off.
Why was the used garlic naked?Answer: Because it had no cloves left.
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