Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny zucchini jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes zucchinis. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about zucchini are clean and safe for everyone. Share these zucchini jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?Answer: George Squashington
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
What do you call a bikini you wear to the zoo?Answer: A zucchini
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?Answer: A zucchini
What is a Jawa's favorite fruit?Answer: Ooh ooh zucchini.
What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
What kind of vegetable are sold at the zoo?Answer: Zoo-chini
What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?Answer: A zoo-chini
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