Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny celery jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Celeries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about celery are clean and safe for everyone. Share these celery jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?Answer: Are you stalking me?
What do you call a nervous celery stalk?Answer: An edgy veggie!
What vegetable might you find in your basement?Answer: Cellar-y
What water yields award winning Celery plants?Answer: Perspiration
Why are celery stalks leaves never lonely?Answer: Because they come in bunches.
Why did the gardener quit?Answer: Because his celery wasn't high enough.
Why didn’t the root vegetable take the job?Answer: The celery was too low.
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