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How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?Answer: Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.
Why did dinosaurs eat raw meat?Answer: They didn't know how to cook!
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking?Answer: He ran out of Thyme.
Why do tigers eat raw meat?Answer: Because they can’t cook!
Why don't blondes double the amounts in recipes when cooking for more people?Answer: The oven usually doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Woman one: My husband’s cooking is so bad!
Woman two: How bad is it?
Woman one: Well, the kids have started praying after the meal.
Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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