Funny chef jokes

A Blonde went for a pizza. The chef said would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8? Blonde said 4 please.
There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices.

At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training?

Answer: Tuna half.

Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?

Answer: Yeah, he was jalapeño business.

Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?

Answer: He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.

Did you hear about the Boston chef who died?

Answer: They could not find the sauce of his illness

Did you hear about the chef who spilled his herbs on the floor?

Answer: Cleaning it up was a massive waste of thyme.

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?

Answer: He kneaded the dough

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Answer: He pasta way.

Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs?

Answer: He was curryed away to the hospital.

How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?

Answer: He came home from work with gnocchi.

How do taco chefs live their lives?

Answer: By seasoning the moment!

How do you greet a Cypriot Chef?

Answer: Helloumi

How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

Answer: When the food tastes funny.

How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef?

Answer: He spent his day cutting up vegetables

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?

Answer: Pasta la vista!