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A Blonde went for a pizza. The chef said would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8? Blonde said 4 please.
There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices.
At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training?Answer: Tuna half.
Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?Answer: Yeah, he was jalapeño business.
Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?Answer: He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.
Did you hear about the Boston chef who died?Answer: They could not find the sauce of his illness
Did you hear about the chef who spilled his herbs on the floor?Answer: Cleaning it up was a massive waste of thyme.
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?Answer: He kneaded the dough
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?Answer: He pasta way.
Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs?Answer: He was curryed away to the hospital.
How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?Answer: He came home from work with gnocchi.
How do taco chefs live their lives?Answer: By seasoning the moment!
How do you greet a Cypriot Chef?Answer: Helloumi
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?Answer: When the food tastes funny.
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef?Answer: He spent his day cutting up vegetables
How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?Answer: Pasta la vista!
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