Funny waiter jokes

- Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!
- Yes sir, its the fly’s day off.

- Waiter! There is a fly in the salsa!
- Don’t worry, the spider in your taco will get him!

- Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?
- Thats a bean taco.
- Im sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?

- Waiter! Whats wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?
- I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.

- Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!
- I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others!

- Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
- Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.

- Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?
- Looks like the backstroke.

A blonde waitress brought a customer’s order to the table with her thumb over his steak. The customer said, “Are you crazy, you have your thumb on my steak.” The waitress responds, “What, you want it to fall on the floor again?”

A helpful waiter said to the blonde customer, “Now with that entree, either a white wine or a light red would be appropriate. What may I serve you?”
The blonde responded, “It doesn’t matter, I’m color blind.”

A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?

A woman ordered a hot chocolate at a restaurant and the blonde waitress brought her a Hershey bar and a match.

Customer: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!"
Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."

Customer: Excuse me, waiter. I hate to bother you but there's a big bug in my porridge. How do you explain this?
Waiter: Sir that just proves that the porridge is so good the bug could not resist swimming in it. Enjoy your meal!

Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!

Customer: Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?