- Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?
- Thats a bean taco.
- Im sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?
Funny bean jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bean jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes beans. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bean are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bean jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
Back to IngredientDid you hear about the little bean who looked just like his dad?Answer: Like fava, like son!
How are coffee beans like teenagers?Answer: They’re always getting grounded!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?Answer: How you bean?
What did the mama green bean say to her son who got home late?Answer: Where have you bean?
What did the pasta say to the green bean?Answer: Penne for your thoughts.
What did the taco say to the burrito?Answer: Where you bean?
What did the weirdo say after he was caught creeping around in someone’s garden?Answer: I’ve bean stalking you!
What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?Answer: Tear gas.
What is a poet's favorite legume?Answer: Rhyma-beans!
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?Answer: A jelly bean!
What kind of vegetable is jealous?Answer: A green bean!
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The casse-role.
What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?Answer: String beans
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?Answer: Tear gas.
What's a werewolf’s favorite kind of bean to eat?Answer: A human bean
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?Answer: 3 bean soup
What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: A string bean!
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?Answer: Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Why can't Mexicans have a barbeque?Answer: The beans keep falling through the grill.
Why can't you trust a burrito at a drive thru window?Answer: Because it might spill the beans.
Why can’t you trust a burrito?Answer: In case it spills the beans.
Why can’t you trust tacos?Answer: They tend to spill the beans.
Why did the bean sell his car?Answer: The back seat didn't have enough legume.
Why did the green bean casserole look away?Answer: Because he saw the cranberry dressing!
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?Answer: Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why don’t I eat beans?Answer: Cuz it gives migas.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
Why was the green bean ashamed?Answer: It saw the cranberry dressing.
Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?Answer: He was a green bean.
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