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Funny bean jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bean jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes beans. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bean are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bean jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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- Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?
- Thats a bean taco.
- Im sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?
Did you hear about the little bean who looked just like his dad?
How are coffee beans like teenagers?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?
What did the mama green bean say to her son who got home late?
What did the pasta say to the green bean?
What did the taco say to the burrito?
What did the weirdo say after he was caught creeping around in someone’s garden?
What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
What is a poet's favorite legume?
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?
What kind of vegetable is jealous?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

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