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Back to MiscellaneousI like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies. Everything else is just gravy!
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?Answer: It simply wants to run away.
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: No, you should just have the turkey!
What always comes first at a Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The letter “T”!
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Thanksgiving breakfast
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving?Answer: Raspberry pi.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?Answer: Lucky!
What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?Answer: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?Answer: Roast
What is a unicorn's favorite Thanksgiving bread?Answer: Corn bread!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What kind of dog races on Thanksgiving?Answer: Gravyhounds
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The casse-role.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving?Answer: Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
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