Funny turkey jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny turkey jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes turkeys. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about turkey are clean and safe for everyone. Share these turkey jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family.

She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?"

The stock boy answered, "But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?"
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
How can you make a turkey float?
How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?
I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies. Everything else is just gravy!
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Is turkey soup good for you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry who?
Harry up and finish carving the turkey, we're starving!
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?

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