Funny turkey jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family.

She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?"

The stock boy answered, "But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?"

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Answer: Yes - a building can't jump at all.

How can you make a turkey float?

Answer: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?

Answer: One, but you really have to cram him in there.

If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?

Answer: It simply wants to run away.

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

Answer: A poul-tree.

Is turkey soup good for you?

Answer: Not if you're the turkey!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and finish carving the turkey, we're starving!

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: No, you should just have the turkey!

The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?

Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.