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Funny bacon jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bacon jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bacons. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bacon are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bacon jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
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Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Did you know why bacon exists in ROBLOX?Answer: That is because BACON hairs have bacon one them
Do you have porridge for breakfast?Answer: Kevin Bacon
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive, they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
I love bacon so much.
I pick fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon.
I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
What did Bacon say to Tomato?Answer: Lettuce get together!
What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?Answer: I think I am burning up in here!
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?Answer: I’m bacon!
What did yogurt say to bacon?Answer: You uncultured swine.
What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?Answer: Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?Answer: History in the bacon.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?Answer: He’s a pork chop.
What do you call a pig that’s wrong?Answer: Mistaken bacon
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?Answer: Streaky bacon!
What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?Answer: Ham-ish
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?Answer: Bacon and legs
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?Answer: Bacon and Legs
What is a frog’s favourite flavour of crisp?Answer: Croaky bacon
What is a pig’s favorite song?Answer: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart
What is the pig’s favorite magazine?Answer: Porks Illustrated
What would happen if pigs could fly?Answer: The price of bacon would skyrocket.
What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?Answer: Frankenswine
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Why did the bacon laugh?Answer: Because, the egg cracked a yolk!
Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?Answer: He was bacon in the heat.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?Answer: He felt like bacon.
Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
Why is it called Canadian bacon?Answer: Because they’re really sorry it’s not real bacon.
Why was the meat packer arrested?Answer: For bringing home the bacon.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
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