Funny bacon jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bacon jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bacons. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bacon are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bacon jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Rachel Hollis
Do you have porridge for breakfast?
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive, they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
I love bacon so much.
I pick fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon.
I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
What did yogurt say to bacon?
What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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