Funny pastry jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pastry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Pastries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pastry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pastry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear about the Brit who had developed a pastry addiction?
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive, they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?
What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?
What do you call a pastry made from a potato?
What do you call a pastry made out of needles?
What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?
What do you call an angry pastry?
What was the musician’s favorite pastry?
What's the best thing to put into a pastry?

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