Funny pastry jokes

Did you hear about the Brit who had developed a pastry addiction?

Answer: He became a total sconer.

How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?

Answer: A pieoneer

How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?

Answer: 3.14

What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?

Answer: I knead dough

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?

Answer: Doughnut hole me back.

What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?

Answer: Game of Scones: All men must dine.

What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?

Answer: A filosopher

What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?

Answer: A pie-ranha

What do you call a pastry made from a potato?

Answer: A spud muffin

What do you call a pastry made out of needles?

Answer: A porcupie

What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?

Answer: Extrudel!

What do you call an angry pastry?

Answer: A croissant!

What was the musician’s favorite pastry?

Answer: A drumroll.

What's the best thing to put into a pastry?

Answer: Your teeth!

Which pastry is the most religious?

Answer: The donut. Its holiness cannot be denied.

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

Answer: They give me the crepes.

Why are pastries so stupid?

Answer: They donut know anything.

Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes?

Answer: Because not many heroes wear crepes.

Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?

Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.

Why does the pastry smell of weed?

Answer: Because it's baked.

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

Answer: He'll dessert you!