Which pastry is the most religious?Answer: The donut. Its holiness cannot be denied.
Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?Answer: They give me the crepes.
Why are pastries so stupid?Answer: They donut know anything.
Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes?Answer: Because not many heroes wear crepes.
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
Why does the pastry smell of weed?Answer: Because it's baked.
Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?Answer: He'll dessert you!
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