Funny dessert jokes

First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"
Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"
First soldier: "Why ever not?"
Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

What did the sweet potato say when he took a bite of dessert?

Answer: Mmmm, this is so yammy.

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

Answer: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do you call a baker that quits his job?

Answer: A desserter

What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?

Answer: Desserted

What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?

Answer: A desserter

What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?

Answer: The worlds best Sundae!

What does a camel do on a pudding?

Answer: Walks through the dessert.

What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?

Answer: Pi

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Peach gobbler.

What is Donald Trump's favorite dessert?

Answer: Vladimir Pudding

What is Mario's favorite dessert?

Answer: Peach pie

What was Prince’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Raspberry Sorbet

What's a dessert's favorite pick-up line?

Answer: Pie like you berry much.

What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?

Answer: Chocolate moose!

What’s a dessert’s favorite actor?

Answer: Robert Brownie, Jr!

What’s angry and goes with custard?

Answer: Apple grumble!

What’s the best thing to take to the desert?

Answer: A thirst-aid kit.

Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?

Answer: A sheet cake.

Why are Italian desserts so loyal?

Answer: They cannoli be happy with you.

Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?

Answer: Because it was royal jelly.

Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?

Answer: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

Answer: He'll dessert you!