Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dessert jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes desserts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dessert are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dessert jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"
Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"
First soldier: "Why ever not?"
Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
What did the sweet potato say when he took a bite of dessert?Answer: Mmmm, this is so yammy.
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?Answer: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
What do you call a baker that quits his job?Answer: A desserter
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?Answer: Desserted
What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?Answer: A desserter
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?Answer: The worlds best Sundae!
What does a camel do on a pudding?Answer: Walks through the dessert.
What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?Answer: Pi
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?Answer: Peach gobbler.
What is Donald Trump's favorite dessert?Answer: Vladimir Pudding
What is Mario's favorite dessert?Answer: Peach pie
What was Prince’s favorite dessert?Answer: Raspberry Sorbet
What's a dessert's favorite pick-up line?Answer: Pie like you berry much.
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