Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny lunch jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Lunch. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about lunch are clean and safe for everyone. Share these lunch jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.Answer: Now I falafel.
What can’t you have for breakfast?Answer: Lunch and dinner.
What did one computer say to the other at lunchtime?Answer: Let’s grab a byte to eat!
What did one plate say to the other plate?Answer: Lunch is on me!
What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!
What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?Answer: I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.
What did the mummy have for lunch?Answer: A wrap
What do bakers play at their lunch break?Answer: Tic Tac Dough!
What do frogs eat for lunch in France?Answer: French flies!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?Answer: Iceburgers
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?Answer: A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?Answer: A ham sand-wedge.
When do astronauts eat?Answer: At launch time
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