Funny lunch jokes

How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?

Answer: Tea, Rex?

I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.

Answer: Now I falafel.

What can’t you have for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and dinner.

What did one computer say to the other at lunchtime?

Answer: Let’s grab a byte to eat!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Answer: Lunch is on me!

What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?

Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

Answer: I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the mummy have for lunch?

Answer: A wrap

What do bakers play at their lunch break?

Answer: Tic Tac Dough!

What do frogs eat for lunch in France?

Answer: French flies!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Answer: Iceburgers

What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?

Answer: A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!

What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?

Answer: A ham sand-wedge.

When do astronauts eat?

Answer: At launch time

Where did Mario buy his lunch?

Answer: Mario Mart

Where do cows go for lunch?

Answer: The calf-eteria.

Who has friends for lunch?

Answer: A cannibal.

Why did the kid eat a dollar bill?

Answer: Because it was his lunch money.

Why didn't the moon eat all its lunch?

Answer: Because it was full.

Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?

Answer: They were 2 shellfish!

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.