Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny winter jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes winters. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about winter are clean and safe for everyone. Share these winter jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Does a snowman have breakfast?Answer: Yes, he eats Ice Krispies.
What did one snowman say to the other?Answer: Can you smell carrots?
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?Answer: An ice burger with chili sauce.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?Answer: Get out of my face!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?Answer: Iceburgers
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?Answer: Ice Krispy treats
What kind of whiskey is best served in wintertime?Answer: Brrr-bon!
What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?Answer: A sad candy cane!
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?Answer: Ice Tea
Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?Answer: The crossing gourd.
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?Answer: Because it tastes like boogers.
Why was the snowman at the carrot section of the grocery store?Answer: They were picking their nose!
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