Funny doctor jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny doctor jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes doctors. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about doctor are clean and safe for everyone. Share these doctor jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A blonde to her doctor: "I swallowed an ice cube a few days ago but it hasn't come out yet."
A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.

“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.

The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks nasty,” says the doctor. “Nasty?” replies the man, “this is just the tip of the iceberg!”
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!
Doctor, doctor! I've a strawberry stuck in my ear!
I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?
What do you call a pickle doctor?
What do you give an injured lemon?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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