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A blonde to her doctor: "I swallowed an ice cube a few days ago but it hasn't come out yet."
A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.
“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks nasty,” says the doctor. “Nasty?” replies the man, “this is just the tip of the iceberg!”
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!Answer: Don't get yourself in a stew!
Doctor, doctor! I've a strawberry stuck in my ear!Answer: Don't worry, I've some cream for that!
I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high...so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?Answer: I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?Answer: Just put some cream on it.
What do you call a pickle doctor?Answer: A dill pusher.
What do you give an injured lemon?Answer: Lemon-aid!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why did the bread go to the doctor?Answer: It was feeling crummy!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Answer: Because he felt crumb-y.
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