Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny holiday jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes holidays. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about holiday are clean and safe for everyone. Share these holiday jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to MiscellaneousHave a gourd time on Halloween.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my glass half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?Answer: Brie mine.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?Answer: I love you pho real.
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?Answer: It's been nice gnawing you!
What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?Answer: You’re one in a melon!
What did the ice cream cone write on its valentine card?Answer: You make me melt!
What do bees write in their Valentine’s cards?Answer: Honey bee mine.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?Answer: A runny bunny.
What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?Answer: A Hallo-weenie
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?Answer: Coloured eggrolls!
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?Answer: Hop suey!
What holiday celebrates the rising of dough?Answer: Yeaster
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?Answer: A coconut on its summer holiday!
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