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Funny honey jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny honey jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes honeys. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about honey are clean and safe for everyone. Share these honey jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, “Yummy, I smell maple syrup.”

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, snifl’s the air, and says, “Oh yummy, I smell honey.”

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way.

This makes him whine, “Geez, all I can smell is moleasses.”
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the beekeeper say to his colony to encourage them?
What did the spider say to the bee?
What do bees do with their honey?
What do bees style their hair with?
What do bees write in their Valentine’s cards?
What do you call a bee’s love?
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?
What's the best part of a bee relationship?
Why can’t pooh bear catch a date?
Why did the bee get married?
Why did the bees go on strike?
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?

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