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A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, “Yummy, I smell maple syrup.”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, snifl’s the air, and says, “Oh yummy, I smell honey.”
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, “Geez, all I can smell is moleasses.”
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
What did the bee say to the flower?Answer: Hello honey!
What did the beekeeper say to his colony to encourage them?Answer: Honey doesn’t grow on trees!
What did the spider say to the bee?Answer: Your honey or your life.
What do bees do with their honey?Answer: They cell it.
What do bees style their hair with?Answer: Honey combs
What do bees write in their Valentine’s cards?Answer: Honey bee mine.
What do you call a bee’s love?Answer: Honey
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?Answer: Barbie-que sauce
What's the best part of a bee relationship?Answer: The HONEYmoon period!
Why can’t pooh bear catch a date?Answer: Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why did the bee get married?Answer: He found his honey!
Why did the bees go on strike?Answer: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?Answer: Because it was royal jelly.
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