Funny tofu jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tofu jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes tofus. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tofu are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tofu jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!

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Is that Tofu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.

Pick Up Lines, Tofu

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toph
Toph who?
Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.

Knock, knock, Tofu

What does Cher say to a vegetarian?
Answer: I Got Tofu babe.

Why did the tofu cross the road?
Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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