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Does Sean Connery like herbs?Answer: Yes, but only partially.
My friends hate my herb puns. Don't know what their dill is.
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?Answer: Thyme management
What did one herb say to the other when they he was late?Answer: It is parsley thyme, oregano go to work?
What do you call a Herb salesman who is doing well for himself?Answer: Minted
What do you call an herb that sings?Answer: Elvis Parsley
What is Korea's national herb?Answer: Koreander
What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite herb?Answer: Parse-ley!
When should you crush herbs?Answer: When you need to kill some Thyme!
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Why can't chefs play baseball?Answer: They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?Answer: Because he was on a roll.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?Answer: He was making up for lost thyme.
Why do gardeners hand out their herbs?Answer: To pass the thyme.
Why do herbs use Tinder?Answer: TulipsFor Netflix and dill!
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