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Did you hear about the chef who spilled his herbs on the floor?Answer: Cleaning it up was a massive waste of thyme.
Did you hear about the poor herb farmer?Answer: He was always having to work over thyme.
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?Answer: It was just about thyme!
How well is your garden growing?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle.....it became herby (Herbie).
I tried experimenting with spices the other day. Turned out to be a waste of thyme.
If someone asks for help in the herb garden, you can certainly give advice if you have Thyme.
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?Answer: Thyme management
What did one herb say to the other when they he was late?Answer: It is parsley thyme, oregano go to work?
What does Thanos use to season his food?Answer: He uses the thyme stone.
What's the #1 rule of the spice trade?Answer: Thyme is money.
When should you crush herbs?Answer: When you need to kill some Thyme!
Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?Answer: He was making up for lost thyme.
Why did the chef miss his deadline?Answer: He ran out of thyme.
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