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Funny thyme jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny thyme jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes thymes. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about thyme are clean and safe for everyone. Share these thyme jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear about the chef who spilled his herbs on the floor?
Did you hear about the poor herb farmer?
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?
How well is your garden growing?
I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle.....it became herby (Herbie).
I tried experimenting with spices the other day. Turned out to be a waste of thyme.
If someone asks for help in the herb garden, you can certainly give advice if you have Thyme.
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?
What did one herb say to the other when they he was late?
What does Thanos use to season his food?
What's the #1 rule of the spice trade?
When should you crush herbs?
Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
Why did the chef miss his deadline?

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