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A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The grand-daughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Did you hear about the poor herb farmer?Answer: He was always having to work over thyme.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.
How did the farmer fix his jeans?Answer: With a cabbage patch!
How do farmers party?Answer: They turnip the beets.
How does a farmer mend his pants?Answer: With Cabbage patches.
If a parsley farmer is sued...could they garnish his wages?
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?Answer: Thyme management
What did the egg say to the farmer?Answer: I’m too young to fry!
What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?Answer: Oh, they'll turnip somewhere!
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?Answer: What a miss-steak
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?Answer: AW, shucks.
What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?Answer: I'd tap that.
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