Funny beet jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny beet jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes beets. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about beet are clean and safe for everyone. Share these beet jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A good gardener doesn’t miss a beet.
Did you hear about the guy who stopped eating vegetables?
How do farmers party?
How do you make a salad wrap?
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?
What did the spinach say to the beets?
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
What does a vegetable in love tell his date?
What happens when veggies throw a party?
What happens when you go on a date with a root vegetable?
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
What new crop did the farmer plant?
What new crop did the gardener plant?
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What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?

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