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A good gardener doesn’t miss a beet.
Did you hear about the guy who stopped eating vegetables?Answer: His heart missed a beet.
How do farmers party?Answer: They turnip the beets.
How do you make a salad wrap?Answer: By adding some beets...
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet
What did the spinach say to the beets?Answer: Isn’t this garden setting so romain-tic?
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What does a vegetable in love tell his date?Answer: Let’s not beet around the bush.
What happens when veggies throw a party?Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
What happens when you go on a date with a root vegetable?Answer: Your heart beets fast.
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?Answer: Beets me.
What new crop did the farmer plant?Answer: Beets me.
What new crop did the gardener plant?Answer: Beets me!
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?Answer: You can beat an egg..
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