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Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for vegetable theft?Answer: He took a leek in the garden!
What is a plumber's favourite vegetable?Answer: A leek.
What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?Answer: A leek.
What prompted the last massive veggie protest?Answer: Privileged information was leeked.
What vegetables can't you take on a boat?Answer: Leeks
What vegetables should you never bring on a boat?Answer: Leeks!
Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?Answer: Leeks
Which vegetable is a sailor’s least favorite?Answer: Leeks
Why was the vegetable crossing its legs?Answer: It had to take a leek.
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