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Funny turnip jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny turnip jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes turnips. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about turnip are clean and safe for everyone. Share these turnip jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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How do farmers party?
I planted some root vegetables in my yard. We'll see what turnips.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
What did one turnip say to another turnip?
What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?
What did the knight say to the turnip?
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?
What did the Vegetables say at the rave?
What happens when veggies throw a party?
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
What kind of socks do you need to plant turnips?
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

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