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Back to VegetableHow do farmers party?Answer: They turnip the beets.
I planted some root vegetables in my yard. We'll see what turnips.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
What did one turnip say to another turnip?Answer: When did you turn-up!
What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?Answer: Oh, they'll turnip somewhere!
What did the knight say to the turnip?Answer: Begone, foul beet!
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet
What did the Vegetables say at the rave?Answer: Turnip the music!
What happens when veggies throw a party?Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?Answer: A turnip
What kind of socks do you need to plant turnips?Answer: Garden hose
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?Answer: Turnip over
What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?Answer: Turnip
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
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