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How do farmers party?Answer: They turnip the beets.
I planted some root vegetables in my yard. We'll see what turnips.
Turnip the radio please!
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
What did one turnip say to another turnip?Answer: When did you turn-up!
What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?Answer: Oh, they'll turnip somewhere!
What did the knight say to the turnip?Answer: Begone, foul beet!
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet
What did the Vegetables say at the rave?Answer: Turnip the music!
What happens when veggies throw a party?Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?Answer: A turnip
What kind of socks do you need to plant turnips?Answer: Garden hose
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?Answer: Turnip over
What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?Answer: Turnip
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
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