Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny garden hose jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes garden hoses. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about garden hose are clean and safe for everyone. Share these garden hose jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodWhat do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?Answer: Hare spray.
What kind of socks do you need to plant asparagus?Answer: Garden hose!
What kind of socks do you need to plant cabbage?Answer: Garden hose!
What kind of socks do you need to plant cauliflower?Answer: Garden hose
What kind of socks do you need to plant spinach?Answer: Garden hose
What kind of socks do you need to plant turnips?Answer: Garden hose
What kind of socks do you need to plant vegetables?Answer: Garden hose!
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