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Funny vegetable jokes
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Could you help me find my missing root vegetables?Answer: Sorry, but I don’t carrot all about that. I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.
How did the vegetables cheer on the gardener at the county fair?Answer: They yelled, “We're rooting for you!"
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef?Answer: He spent his day cutting up vegetables
I pick fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon.
So what’s it gonna take, to get you to “turnip” to my place?
What did the fruit say to the vegetable?Answer: Bitch, peas!
What did the Vegetables say at the rave?Answer: Turnip the music!
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?Answer: Lettuce all smile.
What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?Answer: Peas (peace) on earth!
What do you call a vegetable that fights a lot?Answer: Carrot-te
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?Answer: Fawaffle
What do you do if you loose your root vegetables?Answer: Home it will turnip.
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?Answer: A balanced meal
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?Answer: A zucchini
What happens when veggies throw a party?Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
What horror movie do all vegetables love?Answer: Silence Of The Yams.
What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: A Cab-bage!
What is green and sings?Answer: Elvis Parsley
What kind of jewelry do vegetables wear?Answer: Onion rings.
What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?Answer: Corny ones!
What kind of socks do you need to plant vegetables?Answer: Garden hose!
What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?Answer: Vegetables
What kind of vegetable can you grow in your basement?Answer: Cellar-y!
What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?Answer: Squash
What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?Answer: A leek.
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?Answer: Beets me.
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?Answer: Frozen ones!
What table can you eat?Answer: A vegetable
What type of vegetables have trouble speaking up for themselves?Answer: Hoarse radishes!
What vegetable has eyes but can't see?Answer: A potato
What vegetable is only slightly cool?Answer: A Radish
What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?Answer: A radish
What vegetable plays music in the garden patch?Answer: The bell peppers!
What's the best way to burn vegetables?Answer: Roast them.
What's the coolest vegetable?Answer: A rad-ish!
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?Answer: A hoarse raddish!
What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?Answer: Zoo-chini!
What’s the fastest vegetable?Answer: A runner bean!
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?Answer: The vegetable garden.
Where do vegetables grow up?Answer: Cauli-fornia
Which vegetable always shows up in the lost and found?Answer: The turnip!
Which vegetable do dogs like best?Answer: Collie-flower!
Which vegetable loves animals the most?Answer: A zoo-cchini!
Why couldn't the radish unwind?Answer: Because it wasn't as cool as a cucumber!
Why didn’t the root vegetable take the job?Answer: The celery was too low.
Why do hospitals have fans?Answer: To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
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