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A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
Could you help me find my missing root vegetables?Answer: Sorry, but I don’t carrot all about that. I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.
How did the vegetables cheer on the gardener at the county fair?Answer: They yelled, “We're rooting for you!"
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef?Answer: He spent his day cutting up vegetables
I pick fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon.
So what’s it gonna take, to get you to “turnip” to my place?
What did the fruit say to the vegetable?Answer: Bitch, peas!
What did the Vegetables say at the rave?Answer: Turnip the music!
What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?Answer: Lettuce all smile.
What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?Answer: Peas (peace) on earth!
What do you call a vegetable that fights a lot?Answer: Carrot-te
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?Answer: Fawaffle
What do you do if you loose your root vegetables?Answer: Home it will turnip.
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?Answer: A balanced meal
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?Answer: A zucchini
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