Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny smoothie jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes smoothies. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about smoothie are clean and safe for everyone. Share these smoothie jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
An apple growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?Answer: Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”
If tomatoes are fruit...that means ketchup is a smoothie.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
What did the smoothie say to the policeman?Answer: Don’t arrest me, I’m Innocent.
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?Answer: A banana smoothie!
What do you call a charismatic banana?Answer: A banana smoothie!
What do you call a smooth movie?Answer: A smoothie
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