Funny juice jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny juice jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes juices. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about juice are clean and safe for everyone. Share these juice jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
What does an orange sweat?
What's it called when you mix champagne with orange juice at breakfast?
Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
Why was the orange so good at running races?

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