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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?Answer: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?Answer: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades?Answer: He burped 7 Up!
Hey baby, If I was a soda, I would Mountain Dew you.
How can you make a turkey float?Answer: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
I accidentally dropped a full two liter bottle of ginger ale onto my bare foot. Fortunately it was a soft drink.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I thought I was drowning in Sprite, but it was only a Fanta sea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call a blind taste test between Coke and Pepsi?Answer: A Pop Quiz!
What do you call a musician who drinks soda and sings at the same time?Answer: A popsinger
What do you call a sad soda?Answer: Soda-pressing
What is a bubbles least favorite drink?Answer: Soda POP
What is a frog’s favourite drink?Answer: Croak-a-colo.
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