Funny favorite drink jokes

What is a boxer’s favorite drink?

Answer: Fruit punch!

What is a bubbles least favorite drink?

Answer: Soda POP

What is a cat's favorite drink?

Answer: Cat-pri Sun

What is a database programmer’s favorite drink?

Answer: Da-Queries

What is a golf club's favorite drink?

Answer: Tee

What is a ninja's favorite drink?

Answer: Waaaaaaaater

What is a superhero’s favorite drink?

Answer: Fruit punch!

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Answer: Root beer!

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?

Answer: Sprite

What is an english teacher's favorite drink?

Answer: Tequila Mockingbird

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

Answer: Wataaaaah!

What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?

Answer: Kara-tea

What's a comedians least favorite drink?

Answer: Booze

What's a communist's favorite drink?

Answer: Leninade

What's a Judge's favorite drink?

Answer: Guil-tea

What's Thanos' favorite drink?

Answer: Snapple

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?

Answer: Depresso espresso!

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Answer: Root Beer

What’s a donut’s favorite drink?

Answer: Hole-y water!

What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater?

Answer: Root beer

What’s a frog’s favorite drink?

Answer: Croak-a-cola

What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?

Answer: Ghoul-aid

What’s a golfer’s favorite drink?

Answer: Tee

What’s a llama’s favorite drink?

Answer: Llamanade

What’s a llama’s favourite drink?

Answer: Llamanade

What’s a queen’s favorite drink?

Answer: Royal-tea

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Answer: Ice Tea

What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?

Answer: A Bloody Mary.

What’s an alligator’s favorite drink?

Answer: Gator-Ade