Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny donut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes donuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about donut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these donut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?Answer: Jam-packed!
If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to make the donuts!
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
What did one donut say to the other?Answer: I donut care.
What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?Answer: I donut know.
What did the donut say to the munchin?Answer: Your complete me!
What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?Answer: Hole foods
What do you call a cute donut?Answer: Adoughrable
What do you call a Jamaican donut?Answer: Cinnamon
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?Answer: D'oh nuts
What is the baker's favorite charity fundraiser?Answer: Dollars to Donuts.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?Answer: I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?Answer: Fry-day!
What’s a donut’s favorite drink?Answer: Hole-y water!
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