Funny donut jokes

How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?

Answer: Jam-packed!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to make the donuts!

What did one donut say to the other?

Answer: I donut care.

What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?

Answer: I donut know.

What did the donut say to the munchin?

Answer: Your complete me!

What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?

Answer: Hole foods

What do you call a cute donut?

Answer: Adoughrable

What do you call a Jamaican donut?

Answer: Cinnamon

What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?

Answer: D'oh nuts

What is the baker's favorite charity fundraiser?

Answer: Dollars to Donuts.

What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?

Answer: I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!

What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?

Answer: Fry-day!

What’s a donut’s favorite drink?

Answer: Hole-y water!

Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?

Answer: Dunkin' Donuts

Where’s a donuts favorite vacation spot?

Answer: The Sahara dessert!

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Answer: Donuts

Which pastry is the most religious?

Answer: The donut. Its holiness cannot be denied.

Why are pastries so stupid?

Answer: They donut know anything.

Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?

Answer: He was stuffed!

Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?

Answer: They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

Why did the donut decide to become a priest?

Answer: It always felt very hole-y!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

Answer: Because it needed a chocolate filling.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut company?

Answer: She was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the mother return a donut?

Answer: Because there was a hole in it.

Why do donuts hate puns so much?

Answer: They donut like to joke around!

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.