Funny donut jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny donut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes donuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about donut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these donut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?
If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.
Lewis Black
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time to make the donuts!
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
Oscar Wilde
What did one donut say to the other?
What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?
What did the donut say to the munchin?
What do you call a bakery that only sells bagels and donuts?
What do you call a cute donut?
What do you call a Jamaican donut?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?
What is the baker's favorite charity fundraiser?
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?
What’s a donut’s favorite drink?

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