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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal."
How did Cookie Monster feel after eating all the cookies?Answer: Pretty crummy!
If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?Answer: The cake batter.
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
What cookie makes you rich?Answer: A fortune cooki
What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!
What did the cookie say to the annoying cookie?Answer: Crumb on!
What do a bakery and a web browser have in common?Answer: Both have both have cookies.
What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree?Answer: A smart cookie!
What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?Answer: A cookie cutter
What does a gingerbread man sleep with at night?Answer: A cookie sheet
What is black and white?Answer: An Oreo
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?Answer: A girl scout who has lost her cookie.
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?Answer: Santa’s burps!
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?Answer: Cookies
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