Funny cookie jokes

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal."

How did Cookie Monster feel after eating all the cookies?

Answer: Pretty crummy!

If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?

Answer: The cake batter.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie!
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!

What cookie makes you rich?

Answer: A fortune cooki

What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?

Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!

What did the cookie say to the annoying cookie?

Answer: Crumb on!

What do a bakery and a web browser have in common?

Answer: Both have both have cookies.

What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree?

Answer: A smart cookie!

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

Answer: A cookie cutter

What does a gingerbread man sleep with at night?

Answer: A cookie sheet

What is black and white?

Answer: An Oreo

What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?

Answer: A girl scout who has lost her cookie.

What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?

Answer: Santa’s burps!

What kind of keys do kids like to carry?

Answer: Cookies

What’s a duck’s favorite food?

Answer: A box of quackers!

What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

Answer: You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

Answer: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Who was the scariest cake?

Answer: Attila the Bun!

Why can't cookies dough hold a steady job?

Answer: Because it's always getting baked.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Answer: Because he felt crumb-y.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Answer: He was feeling really crumbie!

Why did the cookie lay down?

Answer: Because he was feeling crumby.

Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?

Answer: Because he lost his filling.

Why does the blonde always put her laptop on a cooling rack while she's using it online?

Answer: 'Cause it says, "This site uses cookies, Duh!"

Why is history like a fruit cake?

Answer: It's full of dates!

Why was the cookie crying?

Answer: Because it's mom was a wafer so long.