Funny milk jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny milk jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes milks. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about milk are clean and safe for everyone. Share these milk jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk?
How easy is it to milk a cow?
How fast is milk?
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
Our kitchen is so small we can only use condensed milk.
Some kid just threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me. How dairy!
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?
What did the flour say to the milk and eggs?
What do you call a warm milky drink that was stolen?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?

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