Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Funny milk jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny milk jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes milks. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about milk are clean and safe for everyone. Share these milk jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
Back to IngredientDid you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk?Answer: It was quite off-pudding.
How easy is it to milk a cow?Answer: It's a piece of steak?
How fast is milk?Answer: It’s pasteurized before you know it.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
Our kitchen is so small we can only use condensed milk.
Some kid just threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me. How dairy!
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?Answer: Soy milk.
What did the flour say to the milk and eggs?Answer: Batter up!
What do you call a warm milky drink that was stolen?Answer: Hot Chocolate!
What do you get from a pampered cow?Answer: Spoiled milk
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?Answer: An animal that can milk itself.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?Answer: The worlds best Sundae!
What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?Answer: A yummy breakfast.
What does German cereal say when it sees the milk in the morning?Answer: Gluten-tag
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?Answer: Surreal and Milk!
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?Answer: Evaporated milk.
What if soy milk...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?Answer: Santa’s burps!
What is the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the dairy farmer feed his cows money?Answer: Because he wanted rich milk.
Why did the dairy farmer take his milk to church?Answer: Because it needed to be pastor-ized.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
You know how you know milk is bad?Answer: When it's outside of the cow...
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