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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk?Answer: It was quite off-pudding.
How easy is it to milk a cow?Answer: It's a piece of steak?
How fast is milk?Answer: It’s pasteurized before you know it.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
Our kitchen is so small we can only use condensed milk.
Some kid just threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me. How dairy!
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?Answer: Soy milk.
What did the flour say to the milk and eggs?Answer: Batter up!
What do you call a warm milky drink that was stolen?Answer: Hot Chocolate!
What do you get from a pampered cow?Answer: Spoiled milk
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?Answer: An animal that can milk itself.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?Answer: The worlds best Sundae!
What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?Answer: A yummy breakfast.
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