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Doctor, doctor! I've a strawberry stuck in my ear!Answer: Don't worry, I've some cream for that!
What are the most dangerous recipes?Answer: Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.
What did the coffee say to the cream?Answer: I can not espresso my feelings for you but I love your latte.
What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?Answer: Just put some cream on it.
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?Answer: They both suck without Cream.
What do you call a cynical cow?Answer: Sour cream.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?Answer: Vanishing cream.
What does a ghost have in his morning coffee?Answer: Scream and sugar
Why are chefs cruel?Answer: Because they batter fish, beat eggs and whip cream!
Why are cooks cruel?Answer: Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
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