Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny yogurt jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes yogurts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about yogurt are clean and safe for everyone. Share these yogurt jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to IngredientKnock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to love my jokes!
What did the yoghurt say to the cheese?Answer: Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
What did yogurt say to bacon?Answer: You uncultured swine.
What do you call an injury you get at yoga class?Answer: Yoghurt
What do you call haunted yogurt?Answer: Paranormal Activia
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?Answer: Frozen Yogurt
What's a pilot's favorite kind of yogurt?Answer: Plain
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?Answer: Because it was cultured.
Why do people love working at yogurt factories?Answer: Because of the culture!
Why does a blonde open yogurt in the store?Answer: Because the box says "Open here"
Why does yogurt love going to the museum?Answer: Because it's cultured.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you!
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