Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny butter jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes butters. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about butter are clean and safe for everyone. Share these butter jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to IngredientHave you got the address of the butter website?Answer: Yes, but don’t spread it around.
Have you heard the joke about the butter?Answer: I better not tell you, it might spread.
How do you make a pancake smile?Answer: Butter it up!
How do you make a waffle smile?Answer: Butter him up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here!
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?Answer: We're toast!
What did the butter say to the bread?Answer: I'm on a roll!
What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?Answer: Anything, just butter him up.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?Answer: You deserve butter.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?Answer: They’re your butter half.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?Answer: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Why did bread break up with margarine?Answer: For a butter lover.
Why did the bread cross the road?Answer: To BUTTER the other side!
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?Answer: Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
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