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How does Darth Vader like his toast?Answer: On the dark side!
How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Toaster ovens dont have light bulbs.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?Answer: You’re toast!
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?Answer: We're toast!
What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?Answer: Babe, I’m gonna crumb!
What did the toast say to the psychic?Answer: You bread my mind!
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?Answer: They tell toast stories.
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?Answer: Pota-toast with jam.
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?Answer: His pa-JAM-as!
What does Santa eat for breakfast?Answer: Mistle toast!
What month is good for toast?Answer: Jamuary
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?Answer: Toe jam
Why did the bagel go to a bar?Answer: To get toasted.
Why did the bread get fired from work?Answer: He was toasted!
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