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Funny toast jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny toast jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes toasts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about toast are clean and safe for everyone. Share these toast jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?
What did the toast say to the psychic?
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
What month is good for toast?
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?
Why did the bagel go to a bar?
Why did the bread get fired from work?

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