Funny steak jokes

A blonde waitress brought a customer’s order to the table with her thumb over his steak. The customer said, “Are you crazy, you have your thumb on my steak.” The waitress responds, “What, you want it to fall on the floor again?”

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Do they serve grilled T-bone steaks in Transylvania?

Answer: Only very rarely.

How easy is it to milk a cow?

Answer: It's a piece of steak?

I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me. He told me the steaks were too high.

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?

Answer: What a miss-steak

What did the grill master say to the vegan?

Answer: Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.

What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?

Answer: A smoke detector.

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

Answer: A MISsteak

What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?

Answer: A steak with a built-in toothpick!

What does a butcher call a cow on a hill?

Answer: High Steaks