Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny sausage jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes sausages. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about sausage are clean and safe for everyone. Share these sausage jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage?Answer: They say he fears the wurst.
Did you know that it’s a waste lighting up a bbq pit for a small sausage? That’s what Jim’s wife told him last night.
German sausage jokes are just the wurst.
How do you make a pork sausage roll?Answer: Push it down a hill.
How do you make a sausage roll?Answer: Push it down the hill!
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?Answer: I never sausage a place!
What did the sausage say when he won the race?Answer: I'm a weiner.
What did the tough pepperoni say?Answer: Hey, you wanna pizza me?
What do you call a sausage that can't walk?Answer: A sausage roll.
What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?Answer: Extrudel!
Who can beat any burger at golf?Answer: A links sausage!
Why is working at a Pork Sausage factory the worst job?Answer: Because every day is Ground Hog day.
You guys want to hear a sausage pun?Answer: Nevermind they are the wurst
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