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Vegetarian Quotes

A great collection of vegetarian and vegan quotes and sayings about vegetarianism.

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A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
Charlie Brooker
All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!
Charles Schulz
Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Rachel Hollis
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
Karl Pilkington
I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.
John Cooper Clarke
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
Stefano Gabbana
I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!
Jordin Sparks
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Jason Mraz
If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.
Lewis Black
I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life.
Mehek Bassi
Maple butter spread on a tortilla is absolutely delightful.
Julie Payette
McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?
Jay Leno

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