Vegetarian Quotes

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!

Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Bacon, bacon, oh, I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.

I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.

If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.

If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.

I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.

Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life.

Maple butter spread on a tortilla is absolutely delightful.

McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?

My old man never used to cook, so we lived on takeaway. The others were always jealous.

Nothing's better than a picnic.

Strawberries are what make life taste wonderful.

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.

Vegetarians - nothing wrong with vegetarians. Some of my best friends are vegetarians. Admittedly, they're also quadrupeds.

We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge.

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.

Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.