Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fast food jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes fast foods. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fast food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fast food jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Chuck Norris invented his own size of Whopper, the Chucksize.
Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and asked for a Whopper and got one!
Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?Answer: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".
How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?Answer: With an onion ring.
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: Five: One to screw in the light bulb, and four to protest in front of McDonald's.
McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?
What did the boy say when he chased the food?Answer: That’s fast food!
What did the fast food say before he got punched?Answer: You wanna pizza me?
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?Answer: A hoppy meal.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?Answer: An ice burger with chili sauce.
What do race car driver's eat?Answer: Fast food!
What do race horses eat?Answer: Fast Food
What do you call a chicken running down the road?Answer: Fast food.
What do you call a running turkey?Answer: Fast food.
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