Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Funny fast food jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny fast food jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes fast foods. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about fast food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these fast food jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
Chuck Norris invented his own size of Whopper, the Chucksize.
Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and asked for a Whopper and got one!
Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?Answer: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".
How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?Answer: With an onion ring.
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: Five: One to screw in the light bulb, and four to protest in front of McDonald's.
McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?
What did the boy say when he chased the food?Answer: That’s fast food!
What did the fast food say before he got punched?Answer: You wanna pizza me?
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?Answer: A hoppy meal.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?Answer: An ice burger with chili sauce.
What do race car driver's eat?Answer: Fast food!
What do race horses eat?Answer: Fast Food
What do you call a chicken running down the road?Answer: Fast food.
What do you call a running turkey?Answer: Fast food.
What food does a cheetah eat?Answer: Fast food
What is a cheetahs favorite food?Answer: Fast food!
What kind of cake do you get at a fast food restaurant?Answer: A stomach cake.
What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?Answer: Fast food
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?Answer: Burger Alarms
What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?Answer: Fast food
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Answer: Because it’s a FAST food!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Why did the French fry win the race?Answer: Because it was fast food!
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?Answer: He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because KFC was on the other side.
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why does Mcdonald’s always seem so fun?Answer: Time fries while you’re there.
Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?Answer: Because they like “Fast Food.”
Would octopus make a good fast food?Answer: You must be squidding!
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC
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