What food does a cheetah eat?Answer: Fast food
What is a cheetahs favorite food?Answer: Fast food!
What kind of cake do you get at a fast food restaurant?Answer: A stomach cake.
What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?Answer: Fast food
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?Answer: Burger Alarms
What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?Answer: Fast food
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Answer: Because it’s a FAST food!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Why did the French fry win the race?Answer: Because it was fast food!
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?Answer: He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because KFC was on the other side.
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why does Mcdonald’s always seem so fun?Answer: Time fries while you’re there.
Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?Answer: Because they like “Fast Food.”
Would octopus make a good fast food?Answer: You must be squidding!
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