Funny bar jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bar jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bars. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bar are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bar jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A blond walked into a bar and said to the bartender,
“A glass of your finest Less, please!”
“Less?” the bartender said. What is it, some kind of foreign beer?
“I’m not sure,” the blonde replied.
“My doctor told me about it. He said I should drink Less.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
A screwdriver walks into a bar.
The bartender remarks, "Hey we have a drink named after you."
The screwdriver replies, "You have a drink named "Phillip?"
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
“You’re coming home now!” she screamed.
“No, I’m not,” I laughed.
She said, “I’m talking to the kids.”
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
What did the blonde say when some guy at the bar asked her if she liked cocktails?
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?
Where did the taco go for drinks?
Why did the bagel go to a bar?
Why did the drunk climb up on the bar roof?
Why did the Easter Bunny show up at the bar?

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