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Funny beer jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny beer jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes beers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about beer are clean and safe for everyone. Share these beer jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A blond walked into a bar and said to the bartender,
“A glass of your finest Less, please!”
“Less?” the bartender said. What is it, some kind of foreign beer?
“I’m not sure,” the blonde replied.
“My doctor told me about it. He said I should drink Less.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
An empty beer bottle walks into a bar and asks to be filled with their finest ale.
The bartender says, "sorry I can't serve you, I can see you're already drunk".
How is a beer better than a woman?
How is a beer better than a woman?
How is a beer better than a woman?
How is a beer better than a woman?
How is a beer better than a woman?
How is a beer better than a woman?
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?
What did the dark beer say when it was getting brewed?
What do men and beer have in common?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call beer on your chin?

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