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Back to DrinkA blond walked into a bar and said to the bartender,
“A glass of your finest Less, please!”
“Less?” the bartender said. What is it, some kind of foreign beer?
“I’m not sure,” the blonde replied.
“My doctor told me about it. He said I should drink Less.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
An empty beer bottle walks into a bar and asks to be filled with their finest ale.
The bartender says, "sorry I can't serve you, I can see you're already drunk".
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer always goes down easy!
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: Beer never has a headache.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: You can share a beer with a friend!
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer never gets a headache, although it may give you a headache in the morning.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: You can have a beer in public.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer doesn't get jealous if you grab another beer.
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?Answer: None. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What did the dark beer say when it was getting brewed?Answer: I’ll be bock!
What do men and beer have in common?Answer: They’re both empty from the neck up.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?Answer: A beer-a-cuda
What do you call beer on your chin?Answer: A beered
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