A blond walked into a bar and said to the bartender,
“A glass of your finest Less, please!”
“Less?” the bartender said. What is it, some kind of foreign beer?
“I’m not sure,” the blonde replied.
“My doctor told me about it. He said I should drink Less.
Funny beer jokes
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Back to DrinkA Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
An empty beer bottle walks into a bar and asks to be filled with their finest ale.
The bartender says, "sorry I can't serve you, I can see you're already drunk".
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: You can share a beer with a friend!
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer never gets a headache, although it may give you a headache in the morning.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: You can have a beer in public.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer doesn't get jealous if you grab another beer.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: A beer always goes down easy!
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: Beer never has a headache.
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?Answer: None. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What did the dark beer say when it was getting brewed?Answer: I’ll be bock!
What do men and beer have in common?Answer: They’re both empty from the neck up.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?Answer: A beer-a-cuda
What do you call beer on your chin?Answer: A beered
What do you drink at a football game?Answer: Root beer
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?Answer: A Budweiser in each hand!
What is a tree’s favourite drink?Answer: Root beer.
What kind of beer is always served in a bucket of ice?Answer: Pail ale!
What were the highlights of the latest Super Bowl?Answer: The ads, especially the beer ads!
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?Answer: One less drunk.
What’s the difference between men and pigs?Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Why do blondes prefer sudsy beer puns?Answer: Because they like good, clean humor.
Why do drunks like Christmas?Answer: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?Answer: Because you can’t drink and derive.
Why doesn’t Jesus buy beer?Answer: Hebrews
Why is a beer better than religion?Answer: Nobody has ever been crucified, burned at the stake, or hanged due to which craft beer they drink.
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
Why should they allow beer drinking at the workplace?Answer: It reduces stress.
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