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Girl: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Boy: "Is that you or the champagne talking?"
Girl: "It's me talking to the champagne."
What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after a World Cup?Answer: A waiter
What's it called when you mix champagne with orange juice at breakfast?Answer: Alcoholism
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